[A story I wrote.]

The boy detective woke up with his eyes still unopened.

“I have a feeling,” the boy detective thought, with his eyes still closed, “that there is a big mystery out there today.”

The boy detective opened his eyes and got out of bed. He smoothed his cowlick and rubbed his face to polish his freckles. He put on his smartest outfit, tied his shoes and stepped outside into the sunny, suburban day.

On his front lawn, the boy detective noticed something strange. On the grass, there was a single white roller skate with blue laces. This was strange because the boy detective did not own any roller skates. And if he did, he would certainly own more than one.

“How curious,” thought the boy detective. He noticed a stamp on the heel of the roller skate that said, “SkateWorld.” “Why, that’s the roller rink right up the street!” thought the boy detective excitedly, and hurried in that direction.

The boy detective made a left out of his driveway and followed the street uphill. The street curved right, then left, then down, then up again. At the end of the street, he turned left and walked until he reached a busy, two-lane road. He looked both ways and crossed the street into the parking lot of SkateWorld.

The roller rink was a large building. As the boy detective got closer, he began to get a funny feeling. He noticed that there were no cars in the parking lot, and that the windows looked dark. The big SkateWorld sign was gone, and part of the roof was missing. There was grass growing out of the sidewalk in front of the main entrance. There was no one around.

“This is very curious,” thought the boy detective. “SkateWorld has disappeared!”

The boy detective looked around, but the doors were locked, and the windows were as black as night.

The boy detective got a funny feeling. He felt his cowlick stand up and smoothed it down again. He decided to ask Bert, the ice cream man, if he saw anything unusual happen to SkateWorld. Bert’s ice cream shop was right behind SkateWorld, so if anyone had seen something, it would have been Bert.

The boy detective crossed the parking lot to Bert’s shop. He opened the door and saw a man at the cash register, but it wasn’t Bert.

“Excuse me,” said the boy detective to the man behind the counter, “may I please speak with Bert?”

The man chewed on a piece of gum. “Who’s Bert?” the man said.

The boy detective smiled. “Why, Bert, who owns Bert’s ice cream shop,” he said. “Bert, the king of the root beer float!”

The man kept on chewing his gum. “Do I know you?” he asked. “Do you want some ice cream?”

The boy detective did not want some ice cream.

“This is very curious,” thought the boy detective, and left the store.

The boy detective squinted in the sunlight. He had a very funny feeling. He felt his cowlick stand up straight, and he smoothed it down as hard as he could. His freckles started to itch and he rubbed his face so they would stop.

“First SkateWorld, and now Bert!” thought the boy detective. “There is certainly something afoot. I have to go and find Vernie right away, we’ve got a big case on our hands!”

Vernie was the boy detective’s best friend and sidekick. Vernie was short for Veronica, and even though Vernie was a girl, she was the smartest and prettiest girl the boy detective knew. Vernie lived two houses away, if you took the shortcut through the backyard of the boy detective’s across-the-street neighbor. Otherwise, like when the boy detective’s mother drove him, or when his neighbor complained about the boy detective trampling on her daffodils, Vernie lived down the street and around two corners.

The boy detective ran to Vernie’s house and arrived there out of breath. He rang the doorbell. “Vernie! Vernie!” shouted the boy detective, before anyone had even answered the door. “We’ve got a huge mystery to solve!”

The door opened and the boy detective got a very funny feeling. A little girl, about Vernie’s age, was looking at him, but it wasn’t quite Vernie. She had the same straight brown hair and big, brown eyes. She even had on Vernie’s favorite purple dress. But her nose was smaller, and her smile was crooked, and her face was altogether different.

“Vernie?” the boy detective asked, confused.

“She’s not home,” said the girl. “Can I take a message?”

The boy detective shook his head and walked away. He could feel his cowlick leaping off of his head. His freckles were on fire. His shoelaces tightened around his feet.

“This is very, very curious,” said the boy detective, feeling dizzy. He pounded his cowlick down into his head, but it stood right back up again. He rubbed his freckles, but they only got warmer and warmer. He kicked his feet to loosen his shoelaces, but they pulled themselves even tighter.

The boy detective cut through Vernie’s backyard, trying to examine the facts. “First SkateWorld disappeared,” said the boy detective. “And then Bert’s Ice Cream Shop wasn’t Bert’s Ice Cream Shop any more. And who was the strange girl in Vernie’s house, wearing Vernie’s dress?” The boy detective pressed his cowlick and rubbed his freckles one last time. “There is certainly something curious going on.”

The boy detective arrived back home. He went into the bathroom to splash some water on his face. His freckles were still hot. He ran the faucet and scooped up some water in his hands, and pressed the water to his face. His freckles sizzled from the cool water and the boy detective felt better. He took his hands away from his face to turn off the faucet, and saw a very curious thing in the mirror.

There was a man there, with a wrinkly face, dotted with faded freckles, and a mop of silver hair with a giant cowlick at the back. The man looked confused. He looked the way the boy detective felt. “This is very curious,” thought the boy detective. “Who are you?” the boy detective asked the man, and the man asked the boy detective the same thing.

The boy detective could hear the water running, and then he heard quick, light footsteps coming his way. Suddenly, a boy appeared in the doorway, a face full of freckles, and a thick mess of sandy brown hair, neatly combed except for a stubborn cowlick at the back.

“There you are, grampa!” the boy said. “You’re letting the water run!” The boy reached across the sink and turned off the faucet. The boy detective looked down at the boy in the silence.

“We didn’t know where you’d gone off to!” said the boy. “It was a great mystery. But now I have solved it!” The boy galloped off, yelling “I’ve solved it!” as he went.

The boy detective turned back to the man in the mirror. He waved to him, and the man waved back. “SkateWorld, Bert’s Ice Cream Shop, and Vernie,” the boy detective asked the man. “Where did they all go?” And the man asked the boy detective the same thing. “Where did they all go?”

“I’ve solved it!” the boy was still shouting down the hall. The boy detective looked at the man in the mirror. Neither one said anything.