Thursday, December 28

Today's forecast: Partly punny with a chance of rain.

To begin:

A group of geese is called a gaggle; a group of lions is called a pride. A group of nuns is called an order.

I was walking past a church this afternoon, and taped to the front door of the church was a sign that read "Out of Order," with an arrow pointing to the left. The door was propped open, so the arrow was pointing out toward the street, and a line of nuns in full habit was parading, single-file, out the open door and onto the sidewalk.

Buh-dum, chick! (That's my imitation of a drumset, get it?)

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