Monday, June 9

Slow news day.

Um, how would you feel if you were the guy the New York Times profiled because you got really wasted and were locked in a bar?

Forever archived in the Times would be your name, along with the glowing character reference, "Really wasted but super nice."

And my favorite bit of reportage, "Then, around 4:30, he went into a bathroom. And for reasons that are unclear even to him, he stayed in there for quite a while."

And there's a photo of the dude, no less.

People: if the Times calls you and says, "Hey, we want to do a story about you. You know, about how you were so drunk the other night and couldn't get home?" please say "No," take an Advil, and then move on with your hopefully-otherwise-productive life!

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